War Markets
by Finn Harvor
Where were you born? In what city was the future written on the hard, cakey walls of destiny’s blind alleys? Well, don’t worry — International markets, dizzylingly high on their abstract mountains of profit and gas — have been teetering lately; their great volumes — stacked high as peaks — are due for a crash. Experts all bitcoined (till last spring) take to media, and reassure, reassure — while stocking secret fridges in faraway cottage-bunkers with veggies, dried meat and fruit ... food, in the near future, will be the new loot. And as the concussion bursts echo from one oblast to the next, and cheap, green kamikaze drones fill the autumn sky, policy experts discuss what will happen next: will the war go nuclear, will Vlad lob a bomb? Will we have to respond to a tactical burst, without uncontrolled exchanges and strategic mega doom? Then the experts draw deep breaths, and tell us not to fret, for even in the almost-next-worse-case scenarios, the worst that can happen will just be a Crash; all those savings in bank accounts — tinkling ... piggy banks smashed. And the resulting Depression ... trillion-strengthened by a billion plastic debts will temporarily- permanently last. And on this patchwork planet — battered, tattered globe — from faraway battlefields, their earth newly soaked, to the stock markets and bourses, where the day traders toke, the future’s just a mirage, and we, common people, its fodder, its joke.
Finn Harvor
Originally published in Mudlark
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